September 2010
To: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
From: ZacharyHanson@3cgrecords.com
Subject: Concerts
September 7, 2010
I know you are coming to Anaheim and LA but do you think you can do the other California shows as well? I’ll supply you with tons more weed.
To: ZacharyHanson@3cgrecords.com
From: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Concerts
September 7, 2010
I mean I’ll have to check with work and also school starts back tomorrow for me too so I’ll have to figure out something with that. What happened to the person doing merch at the other shows?
To: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
From: ZacharyHanson@3cgrecords.com
Subject: Re: Concerts
September 7, 2010
They bailed. Remind us never to trust Taylor’s shady friends ever again for anything ever. We should be good for the remaining tour dates though as Bex found someone full time for it after Taylor’s friend bailed.
If you can please do. I know your life is busy though so I won’t be mad if you can’t come.
To: ZacharyHanson@3cgrecords.com
From: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Concerts
September 7, 2010
Yeah, yeah. Life is busy but you know I’ll figure something out. I get to spend extra time with you and annoy you. It’ll be fun for the both of us. Plus I get extra free weed out of the deal.
I’ll call you later tonight and we can discuss this more in depth though. Work calls right now and I have to go. Le sigh the troubles of a poor working college student.
To: JunieDayz89@aol.com
From: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
Subject: YOU ARE ENGAGED?
September 7, 2010
I had to find out you are engaged via facebook Juniper? Really? You couldn’t have sent me a text to tell me?
But congrats to you and Cal.
To: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
From: JunieDayz89@aol.com
Subject: Re: YOU ARE ENGAGED?
September 7, 2010
I would have texted you but I don’t think it’s kicked in yet that Calliope actually popped the question. Every time I see the ring I’m still in shock, ya know?
I am glad you emailed though. Because of course I want you to be a bridesmaid. I just need to know if that would be weird since Cordy will be one too and of course Pai will be one of Calliope’s best people.(because who needs best men anyway?)
Though I mean I think you and Pai are on speaking terms. She did ask me for your email address back in July.
To: JunieDayz89@aol.com
From: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
Subject: Re: YOU ARE ENGAGED?
September 7, 2010
I’m sure Cordelia and I can get along on the day of your wedding Junie. It’s probably going to be awhile off anyway so who knows maybe by then Cordelia and I will actually be speaking again. We can’t just forget years of friendship because or relationship failed miserably and made us hate each other at the end.
As for Pai and I…we’re sort of speaking I guess. It depends on how you see things and how much you know. You probably know more than you’re letting on. I know she talks to Cal and Cal usually tells you everything.
To: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
From: JunieDayz89@aol.com
Subject: Re: YOU ARE ENGAGED
September 8, 2010
I know enough to know that Pai shouldn’t be marrying Sloan in November. But it’s not my place to tell her that of course. Not my relationship and all. Just like I can’t really tell you how to handle things either.
Just please don’t wind up fucking things up with her somehow either Avery Laurel because it’s already awkward for me being stuck between you and Cordy. I don’t need it with Pai too, especially since my fiancee is best friends with Pai.
To: PhotosofPaisley@gmail.com
From: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
Subject: Flowers
September 8, 2010
I got your flowers this morning when I woke up. I wasn’t expecting to get a delivery of sunflowers at seven in the morning but they were lovely and the best way to start my day. Especially since I start another semester of college today and my life is going to be crazy juggling work and school.
So thank you for the flowers and yeah :).
To: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
From: PhotosofPaisley@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Flowers
September 8, 2010
I’m glad you liked the flowers. Like the card said I miss you already though I just saw you last on Sunday.
Do you think we can get together this weekend? I don’t care what we do or where we go. I just really fucking miss you Avie.
Have fun at school….you’ll do well 😉 I believe in you.
To: PhotosofPaisley@gmail.com
From: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Flowers
September 8, 2010
I survived school thank fucking god. This weekend works, I’m off on Saturday again. Maybe we can go to a movie and dinner or dinner and movie whichever order works best lmao.
I miss you too. Really just want to kiss you right now. I miss you and your lips.
To: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
From: PhotosofPaisley@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Flowers
September 8, 2010
My lips and I miss you as well…and your lips too.
Dinner and movie sounds good….we can even go to a hotel after and you know have other kinds of fun together that involves lips and kissing.
To: PhotosofPaisley@gmail.com
From: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Flowers
September 8, 2010
Fuck…just can you fuck me now? Please?
Just kidding, I’ll wait until Saturday but it’s going to be hard and if I had a cock that would very much be an intended pun.
Speaking of cocks, do you still have a strap on? If so can you somehow bring it Saturday. I want to fuck myself on it so bad. Want to ride your cock.
To: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
From: PhotosofPaisley@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Flowers
September 8, 2010
God do you have to talk so dirty? It’s fucking hot and is making me want you even more. You’re going to make this wait even harder on me than it already is going to be.
I do have a strap on. I’ll bring it so you can ride my cock 😉 you fucking dirty girl. What am I going to do with you?
To: PhotosofPaisley@gmail.com
From: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Flowers
September 9, 2010
Marry me one day. That’s what you can do with me Pai. Make me Avery Hanson Chambers one day.
I’m only kidding though. I know you have Sloan but I mean if your marriage ever falls through I can be your second wife.
To: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
From: PhotosofPaisley@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Flowers
September 9, 2010
I’d rather just make you Avery Laurel Chambers one day. Just drop the Hanson.
Do you think we could have lunch today after your morning classes? I got the text you sent me with your schedule at school. I’m not sure I can wait until Saturday to see you.
To: PhotosofPaisley@gmail.com
From: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Flowers
September 9, 2010
Lunch is good for me. There is this Vegan place not far from my college. I’ll text you the address in a few minutes and we can meet there.
I have a kiss with your name on it…maybe two if you’re lucky. Three if you’re really fucking lucky.
To: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
From: CIsaacHanson@gmail.com
Subject: Thank you
September 9, 2010
Zac just told us you agreed to do all the Cali shows merch wise. Thank you 🙂
Also, I know I’m not using my work email, it’s been hacked again sadly. Damn nosy fans. Bex is on the case though and hopefully it won’t happen again. But well just wanted to tell you to also be careful too.
The fans are getting crazier with what stuff they hack. Jessie’s gmail account was hacked last week and so were mom and dad’s aol emails. Who the fuck even thinks we use aol anymore?
To: CIsaacHanson@gmail.com
From: ArtsyAvie@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Thank you
September 9, 2010
It’s no problem, really 🙂
Thanks for the heads up though. I’ll be careful what I send from now on just in case my stuff gets hacked. So far it hasn’t yet knock on wood.
Give my love to Nikki and the kids please. I miss them and I really need new pics of them soon. Text me some when you get the chance?