Chapter One — Ground Rules
Chapter Two — Barbie’s Dykey Little Sister
Chapter Three — Try Delta
Chapter Four — Movie Nightmare
Chapter Five — Pottheads
Chapter Six — Swarm of Sorostitutes
Chapter Seven — Sorority Barbie
Chapter Eight — Frat Rats
Chapter Nine — Threesome Baby
Chapter Ten — Herpagonasyphilaids
Chapter Eleven — V Card Collector
Chapter Twelve — He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
Chapter Thirteen — Get Leid
Chapter Fourteen — Turbo
Chapter Fifteen — Walking STD
Chapter Sixteen — Horizontal Mambo
Chapter Seventeen — Penis-Driven Feelings
Chapter Eighteen — Brain Bleach
Chapter Nineteen — French Girls
Chapter Twenty — Bras and Makeup
Chapter Twenty One — Surgeon General’s Warning
Chapter Twenty Two — Falling Into Bed Drunk
Chapter Twenty Three — Sexual MacGyver
Chapter Twenty Four — Human Emotions
Chapter Twenty Five — All Slutted Up
Chapter Twenty Six — Slutty Witch
Chapter Twenty Seven — Make You Scream
Chapter Twenty Eight — Pumpkin Head
Chapter Twenty Nine — Douchecanoe
Chapter Thirty — With That Mouth
Chapter Thirty One — In Hell
Chapter Thirty Two — Social Totem Pole
Chapter Thirty Three — Dumbasses
Chapter Thirty Four — Boyfriend and Girlfriend
Chapter Thirty Five — Sharing Is Caring
Chapter Thirty Six — The Bastard
Chapter Thirty Seven — Alcohol, Taylor Hanson and a Stripper
Chapter Thirty Eight — Alpha Beta Geeka
Chapter Thirty Nine — Teamwork
Chapter Forty — As The Hanson Turns
Chapter Forty One — Like a Brother
Epilogue — Better Than Normal